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Ten Very Interesting Quotes About Vodka


The 10 Most Memorable Quotes about Vodka


Whether you like it neat, on the rocks, as a base for a mixed drink or to add an extra kick to everything from lemonade to hot chocolate to iced tea, vodka is the kind of beverage that inspires conversation. Writers have waxed poetic about it. Comedians have written joke after joke with vodka as the star. Vodka has led to millions of memorable nights, and rescued people from millions of miserable mornings.


It’s no wonder there are so many memorable quotes about vodka. Here are eleven of the most unforgettable ones:  


“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”

—Ron White


“This drink has a magical power. It strengthens the weak, and revives those who have fainted. Those tired after work and physical activity can return their life forces by this drink much sooner than by nourishment. … It works as a diuretic, an appetizer, an antitoxin.”

—Carl Linnaeus


“I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.”

—Anthony Hopkins 


“I no longer know If I wish to drown myself in love, vodka or the sea.”

—Franz Kafka 



“A medium vodka dry martini, with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred.”

—Ian Fleming 


“I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword swallowers’ sword and made me feel powerful and godlike.”

—Sylvia Plath 


“Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.”

—Fuzzy Zoeller 


“I don’t believe in right or left; I don’t believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch – like vodka and Oreos.”

—Christopher Titus 


“Different vodkas have different effects. Some make you feel a little… poly-lingual. Some make you feel like you want to talk back to someone who’s giving you a hard time. Some make you feel like lifting kettle bells.”

—Bill Murray 


“Apparently, vodka helps flowers last longer when they’re dying … but you can put vodka in anything and it’ll make it better.”

—Drew Barrymore 





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